1. 10:36 19th Apr 2014

    Notes: 52

    Reblogged from wellthatsjustgreat

    Religious debate

    1. Her: I think there are names for the day before Easter and the day after.
    2. Him: Yes. Saturday and Monday.
    3. Her: Ha, Ha. You know what I mean. A name like "Good Friday."
    4. Me: For Saturday, how about PrEaster?
    5. Other Her: And Monday could be Post-er.
    6. Her: I'm not asking you to make up names. I'm saying they have names already, fools.
    7. Him: (Googling) Here it is. "Holy Saturday."
    8. Me: Holy Saturday, Batman! The Joker has stolen all of the Easter Bunny's eggs!
    9. Him: That's stupid.
    10. Me: Shut up. That's funny.
    11. Him: No, I mean why The Joker? Egghead is a much better choice of Batman villain for that scenario.
    12. Me: Fair enough.
     
  2. 13:31 17th Apr 2014

    Notes: 2348

    Reblogged from simsgonewrong

    simsgonewrong:

i gave up trying to figure out what’s going on here.

    simsgonewrong:

    i gave up trying to figure out what’s going on here.

     
  3. 13:29

    Notes: 176122

    Reblogged from glowpinkstah

    glowpinkstah:

    ryanjamesyezak:

    This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

    "Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."

    I mean yeah Anna Kendrick was awesome in this but… you know my heart lies with URSULA! That was a fun sketch haha! 

     
  4. 13:17

    Notes: 603

    Reblogged from whitewhine

    whitewhine:

Classic first world mistake right here.
Like the site? You’ll love the book (probably)

    whitewhine:

    Classic first world mistake right here.

    Like the site? You’ll love the book (probably)

     
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  6. 03:21 13th Apr 2014

    Notes: 72610

    Reblogged from rubyblight

     
  7. 00:14 11th Apr 2014

    Notes: 120124

    Reblogged from guymanueldehomemchristoofficial

    takohai:

    mishion-possible:

    lamdiel:

    I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them.

    Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.”

    We’d go have a fancyass dinner, but there’d be no romantic involvement.

    I wish platonic dates were a common thing.

    I would take each and every one of you on platonic dates.

    ????? It’ S cALLED??? SPENDING TIME??? WITH A FRIEND??

    It’s tumblr no one has friends

     
  8. 02:33 7th Apr 2014

    Notes: 4776

    Reblogged from perchu

    image: Download

    perchu:

princeszorldo:

bigdogsomuch:

perchu:

esports2k14:

perchu:

large cat

youre wrong

i now notice my error, this image was a perspective illusion. the cat is just close up and the bed is far away

wtf…i cant wrap my brain around this! damn you art….

if you look closely you will realize that this is actually an incredibly realistic painting… art is amazing…!!!

you are actually wrong, cat held up by string. go back to serbia

    perchu:

    princeszorldo:

    bigdogsomuch:

    perchu:

    esports2k14:

    perchu:

    large cat

    youre wrong

    i now notice my error, this image was a perspective illusion. the cat is just close up and the bed is far away

    wtf…i cant wrap my brain around this! damn you art….

    if you look closely you will realize that this is actually an incredibly realistic painting… art is amazing…!!!

    you are actually wrong, cat held up by string. go back to serbia

    (Source: 747warehouse)

     
  9. 04:04 5th Apr 2014

    Notes: 225

    Reblogged from facts-i-just-made-up

     
  10. 18:36 2nd Apr 2014

    Notes: 17035

    Reblogged from catbountry

    vanillish:

Hot sub Gets dominated By Hairy Top

    vanillish:

    Hot sub Gets dominated By Hairy Top

    (Source: cursola)

     
  11. 18:36

    Notes: 94

    Reblogged from marriedtotheseacomics

    image: Download

    marriedtotheseacomics:

Inventor of the smartphone. From Married To The Sea.

    marriedtotheseacomics:

    Inventor of the smartphone. From Married To The Sea.

     
  12. 16:56 1st Apr 2014

    Notes: 99

    Reblogged from momobunny

    mayortea:

this isn’t even a joke, this is fact

    mayortea:

    this isn’t even a joke, this is fact

     
  13. You start letting people exercise their civil liberties and suddenly they think they’re a people.

     
  14. 10:18 26th Mar 2014

    Notes: 1155

    Reblogged from clientsfromhell

    clientsfromhell:

    I just finished editing a 30-second commercial spot.

    Client: Great, now upload it to the FTP.

    Me: Sure, it should be there in about an hour.

    Client: An hour!? It’s a 30 second spot!

    Me: I need to render everything, then export the file, then compress the file (from 7GB to 100MB), then…

     
  15. 03:06 24th Mar 2014

    Notes: 474

    Reblogged from perchu

    shiny-ebooks:

    perchu:

    lets bring good shiny ebooks style twitter humor to tumblr

    image